January 2010
21 posts
Winterlicious
littlecents:
Suddenly, a polar bear ate us.
I’m not quite sure what I’m doing lately.
If I Could Read Your Mind
Why is it that everyone feels that an acoustic cover of a dance/disco/electro song “proves” that it is a good song, but no one feels that acoustic songs have to prove themselves as dance/disco/electro songs before we can consider them good?
The Unexplodable Glacier
littlecents:
This is the crystalline fort, then. It is where you’ve stored your choice, while I lay on the bathroom mat.
Vaguely inspired. Mostly a little drunk. Be gentle!
It Was a Bad Idea
littlecents:
Ashbridge’s Bay was a scratched blackboard: broken ice geometry.
I’ve posted a new littlecents.
Da Vinci Code Dialogue
Tom Hanks: Flim-flam priory gobbledygook
Ian McKellen: Mary Magdalene grail burble burble made-up French
Audrey Tautou: [French accent] Adorable confusion!
Ian McKellen: Pointless use of high tech blather...
[Dramatic pause]
Ian McKellen: Sham revelation!
Tom Hanks: Righteous indignation!
Ian McKellen: Queer smile
[Albino monk enters]
Albino monk: Opus Dei! Gay Catholicism!
[Ian McKellen hits him with a priceless antique chair leg]
Audrey Tautou: [French accent] Head smashy! Head Smashy!
Ian McKellan: Ironic look
Audrey Tautou: [French accent] Erotic, high-strung breathing
Tom Hanks: Angry acting with lower mouth
Ian Mckellen: Lame plot point to mercifully end scene
[Exeunt]
Watchwinterlz:
This is my failed opening credits sequence for my Time Bandit series, as found on Chamber of Comics. http://chamberofcomics.blogspot.com/
Mike Winters is one of the greatest comic geniuses of our time. This unfinished flash video is better than anything I have ever done in my life.
