Bonnie Tyler - “Holding Out for A Hero”
Bonnie Tyler never did anything by half-measures, did she? This song sounds like they piled a studio’s worth of musical instruments, drove it on a train - with Bonnie belting from the smokestack - off a cliff, and recorded the resulting explosion. And then they played the soundtrack back at twice the speed. You don’t enjoy this song. You yield to it, and submit to its rapid-fire heroics.