Notes
I’m very busy right now with applications and the final week of school. To remind you of my existence, here are several random things I’ve written down in my notebook in the last few months:
- When they get stale, onions vanish.
- Fabio only had motorcycles in his kitchen.
- Guy is wearing a baseball cap in the hot tub.
- “There were so many ladybugs that summer that the pool had an edge of ladybugs floating in it. You had to jump over the ladybugs to get into the pool.”
- I have handprints on my jeans from the fine dust of a gourmet sandwich.
- “Four inch heels are fine, but five inch heels are impossible. It’s just walk, walk, sit. Walk, walk, sit.” (Told to me by a drag queen.)
- The cologne at this bar smells like musky dessert.
- There are people at this lecture who think mountains have souls.
- Whenever I go biking, I get covered in ants.
