Anonymous asked: so are you gay? or just the stuff in the book you are writing?
I’m super duper gay! I feel like this is obvious. Is it not? Is my posting of Bonnie Tyler not gay enough? Is my overuse of exclamation points and “totally” not obvious enough? People! I wouldn’t be constantly rolling my eyes as I scroll through all of the pointless arguments on tumblr if I weren’t gay! (Oh, wait…)
Maybe I should I do that “regional accent meme” so that you can all hear my gay accent. I used to have a gay friend who, whenever he heard his own voice in a recording, would think, “Who is that faggot?!?” I approve of this statement.
Or are you just hitting on me? Sometimes I feel like tumblr is 90% a dating platform. All of this “content” stuff is just to distract us from the true reality of tumblr, which is that it is a glossier and funnier but slightly more snobby OK!Cupid. (And which I’m totally fine with, BTW.) I’m seeing someone, but if you want to send photos of your penis to my email address (centslittle AT gmail DOT com), I won’t stop you.
